perspicasity: winking-skeever: Is anyone else weirdly self-conscious about wiper blade speed? Like, I’m always afraid that I’ll have them set too fast for the amount of rain happening, and people will look at me and judge me like “lol omg bitch be tryin 2 hard” omg this is me!! i always worry about this wow lol
beardshowcase asked: How do you stay in such great shape?
Anonymous asked: can you lick your own nipple? i can
tupacabra: if you rearrange the letters in salad you can spell salsa mind = blown
wholove: ejacutastic: when guys talk about how gross periods are i just laugh because guys have a floppy piece of flesh that gets hard and that’s pretty fuckin weird, bucko Omg bucko, yet another word that’s underused.
sadstagram: which is messier my life or my hair
uoa: do you guys realize we can change our lives any time we want like you can just go ahead and delete your blog, stop eating meat, shave your head, start running, tell that person you hate why you hate them so much, confess your love to someone and kiss them unexpectedly like why don’t we do that
Why should women consider weightlifting?
barbelltherapy: Weightlifting does not cause a lot of hypertrophy Improved metabolism Being stronger where it counts Mental clarity Everyday activities become easier Confidence boost ASS ASS ASS ASS ASS Great stress reliever Become stronger than 70% of the male population Feel alpha as fuck Increase the chance of beating your boyfriend in wrestling Other reasons I can’t think of. ...
selfdoubtandsyphilis: dankestrnemes: do animals think in english or in the sounds they make this is what yahoo paid $1.1 billion for
y'all would be awesome if you can donate money to...
nannajane: in 7 years its going to be the 20s again so we can bring back swing music and the aesthetics of that era but keep modern values who’s with me
smilingemoticon: blackromney: full movies on youtube “Click The Link In The Description To Watch This Movie For Free!!”
principatus: fuck boys but also fuck boys u feel me
westbor0baptistchurch: When you make your friend laugh while drinking something and they almost choke to death
Spongebob is my life...
funeralformyfat: He works out: He has nice legs: He loves food: He has a silly best friend: He has bad days: But most days he is fancy: He does his homeworking painfully slow: Has an irrational fear of math: He is a ray of sunshine even around grumpy people: And he has style:
youwishangelfish: Imagine reading a book of every conversation where people have spoken about you.
parismontag: ur not even a real guy if u don’t text your girl GOODMORNING every morning